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Oh, typo time—sexaul-massage, ha! Clumsy I am, rushin’ to tell ya. Weird thought in my head—imagine Tarantino directin’ one? Blood, sweat, and “au revoir” to stress! Hmmmm, dark side it skirts, but useful it is—relaxes ya, boosts the mood. Little story—friend of mine, stiff as a droid, tried it. “A masterpiece,” he said, walkin’ out looser than a wampa on ice.

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I gotta be honest, I sometimes get REALLY mad about the traffic on Oak Boulevard – like come on, people, move! But then you're by the River Bend Park, just sitting, chillaxin’, enjoying the flow of the little stream that cuts through the city. True beauty, folks. It's like a secret treasure, hidden in plain sight. And hey, you might catch some, ahem, artsy folk near Watermark Square, doing their thing. I've seen a couple of dates there turn sweet real fast. I mean, it's a city of surprises and mismatched beauty, huh?

Mike Calhoon, 71