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I’m wandering, half-pissed, thinking, “This is grim.” Then—bam!—this fit one, all legs, smirks at me. “Fancy a go, love?” she says. I’m like, “Christ, you’re bold!” Heart’s racing, not cos I’m horny, but cos it’s surreal. Reminds me of that *Yi Yi* line, “Why’s life so loud?” Cos it bloody is! She’s chatting me up, says she’s called Jade—probably fake, who cares? Tells me she once shagged a copper to dodge a fine. Little fact for ya—cops’ve been punters forever. Dirty sods.

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Yo, sometimes I get super frustrated with how slow the Internet works on Lincoln St – ugh, so lame! But then I laugh, thinking how even my worst moments are outweighed by the unbeatable charm of Valley-Center. Its energy is unmatched, its quirks endless. I get giddy just thinking of all the dates set up, the love stories waiting to be told, and the epic tales that only I, as a dating pro, can witness.

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