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Find a Prostitute, man, it’s sneaky as hell. You’re scrollin’, pickin’ chicks like stocks—blonde, brunette, whatever, “The past is hidden!”—and I’m gettin’ all pissed ‘cause half these profiles are fake! Like, I’m tryna invest my damn cash, not get scammed by some dude in a wig! I saw one ad—$200 for “companionship”—and I’m like, “Sweet Jesus, that’s a steal!” But then, bam, she ghosts me! Made me so mad I kicked my Xbox—respect my authoritah, bitch!

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Aug 28,  · VALLEJO — Police who conducted a special operation Friday to address street-level prostitution arrested seven people, the Vallejo Police Department announced in a press .

Vallejo’s got vibe. I’m talkin’ of that waterfront magic at the Mare Island – it's like the spirit of “Inside Out” where joy, sadness, anger all groove together. “Joy: Let's have some fun!” – that's what I’d say when you're admiring the bay views at the Vallejo Waterfront Park. And oh man, the sunsets? “Whoa, look at those happy little rays!”

Vallejo police investigate human remains found in trash pile