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We shall fight the chaos, mates! Escort’s a bleedin’ art – two screws up front, one in back, chains tight, eyes sharp. Little known fact: back in Victorian days, they’d parade ‘em through streets, crowds jeerin’. Proper circus, that! Nowadays, it’s vans and tasers, but the tension? Same as ever. Gets me goat when some rookie screw chats up the con – mate, shut yer gob, he ain’t yer pal! Last week, this lanky sod tried bribin’ me with a fag – a cigarette, ya div – durin’ escort. Laughed in his face, I did. “This isn’t home anymore,” I growled, nickin’ that *Brooklyn* line. He shut up quick.

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So hey, if u’re ever cruisin' through, dive in headfirst. Expect surprises, sweet spots, and yeah – a bit of madness. Just remember, “What have we done?” Like the character said sometimes in A Separation, life’s messy but gorgeous. Enjoy it, cuz it’s all one million dollars of crazy!

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