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Now, park time, bro – check out Riverside Park. It hugs the little river (yep, that babbling brook runs like a lifeline for us locals) and is perfect for a quick breather. There’s this epic oak tree near Park Ave, I swear it’s seen more love than Batman’s Batmobile! Surprised me once when I was chillin’ out there, man – a stray pup made me laugh. Ain’t that somethin'?

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