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About Phoenix

But then—oh mate—surprise of me life! Turns out she’s undercover fuzz! *flails arms* I’m off, peggin it down the alley, shoutin, “This ain’t my scene, man!” Like Doc dodgin them Golden Fang nutters. *puffs cheeks* Nearly wet meself, swear down. Reckon it’s a mugs game, findin a prossie—too much hassle, yeah? *shrugs* Still, funny as hell lookin back—me, Mr. Bean, muckin it up again! *trips over nothin* Oi, where’s me teddy when I need ‘im?

Texas Crime Stoppers

Oh man, where do I even start in Uvalde, y'know? This place is a wild mix of charm and crazy twists! I'm reppin’ my massage parlor on Main Street, right off West Elm, and lemme tell ya, the city’s like a giant massage—sometimes soft and soothing, sometimes all knots and tension. Uvalde's streets have their own rhythm, kinda like that scene in Goodbye to Language when everything feels surreal and poetic. I’m talkin’ “It's like we are in a language of light, man!” – deep Daddy Godard vibes, ya know?

Texas DPS chief who called response to Robb Elementary shooting in Uvalde a 'failure' but defended his state police is retiring