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Alright, so here’s the deal—finding a prostitute, man, it’s wild! I’m sittin’ there thinkin’, “This is nuts!” Like, who even does this? Me, apparently! Haha, that’s what she said! I’m channeling my inner Carlos, ya know, from that flick “Carlos” by Olivier Assayas—best movie ever, hands down. That dude’s all about chaos, revolution, and livin’ on the edge. So I’m like, “Why not?” Let’s find a prostitute, live a little dangerously!

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Oh man, where do I even start in Uvalde, y'know? This place is a wild mix of charm and crazy twists! I'm reppin’ my massage parlor on Main Street, right off West Elm, and lemme tell ya, the city’s like a giant massage—sometimes soft and soothing, sometimes all knots and tension. Uvalde's streets have their own rhythm, kinda like that scene in Goodbye to Language when everything feels surreal and poetic. I’m talkin’ “It's like we are in a language of light, man!” – deep Daddy Godard vibes, ya know?

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