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Oh, and the quirks! This one brothel, had a parrot screamin’ “Harder, ya twat!” Nonstop. Cracked me up, spillin’ my ale. Another time, a lass danced so wild, knocked over a candle—near burned the place down! Chaos, screamin’, me divin’ out a window. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but who cares—it’s a story!

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I get some of my best stories right here: once, after a long day, a customer told me “Life’s like a massage, you gotta work through the knots,” and I almost cried, man. I mean, real heart-to-heart moments in a small town can hit ya hard. Every little part of Uvalde tells a story—the lush greenery along the Frio River, yep, right by the park near Loop 322 is a hidden gem. Walk by there and you'll see sunsets that make you feel all gushy and poetic, like “Goodbye to Language” speakin’ to your soul.

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