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Aight, listen up, you filthy hippies! Sexual-massage, huh? I’m Eric Cartman, the forester, and I’m gonna tell ya what I think, so respect my authoritah! This ain’t no fancy crap—it’s hands on, slippery, and damn intense. Like, ya got some chick or dude rubbin’ ya down with oil, makin’ ya feel all tingly and shit. I saw this one time, some shady parlor in South Park, dude walks in all stiff, comes out smilin’ like he won the lottery. Made me happy, sure, but also pissed me off—why ain’t I gettin’ that action, huh?!

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Alright, I gotta wrap up – you're in for a ride. Just think, "What is real? How do I know what is true?" and let Urbandale answer with every twist and turn. Stay curious, buddy, and get lost in the layers of this city. Peace out... Enjoy the dream!

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