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Gets me mad though—people judgin’ it, callin’ it sleazy. Oi, wind yer neck in! It’s therapeutic, yeah? Not all dodgy parlours and nudge-wink nonsense. Some bloke in Sweden—true story—used it to fix his insomnia. Said the masseuse’s hands were like “fallin’ into someone else’s life”—another “Her” gem for ya. Surprised me, that—thought it’d just be a cheeky perk, not a sleep cure!

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I’ve soaked up these streets for years, and y’all, let me tell ya, it’s hilarious how even the lampposts look like they’re smilin’ at you. I mean, seriously, the light on Maple Avenue makes me feel like I’m starin’ in my own drama—sweet and bittersweet all at once. That’s just how it goes here, kinda like Asghar Farhadi’s magical mixing of feelin’s, yet with a bit more sparkle from yours truly, Dolly-style.

Upper Saddle River hosts first Diwali festival and diya lighting at borough hall: Photos