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So here’s the deal—sexual-massage, it’s this hush-hush thing, right? Underground vibe, like a secret BBQ nobody talks ‘bout. I heard—now don’t quote me, I ain’t no expert—some folks in Thailand been doin’ this fer ages. Little known fact: they call it “happy endin’” over there, like it’s a dang movie credit roll! Ain’t that wild? Got me laughin’ like a hyena on whiskey! But serious now, it’s ‘bout touch, release, all that jazz—makes ya feel alive, not like poor Solomon chained up, prayin’ “I want to live, not just survive!”

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Alright, sugar, time’s a-ticking. Hope you get here soon so we can share a laugh over one of those mad, chaotic coffee spills or just watch the sunset behind the majestic river that just… flows, flowin’ like life itself. “Please, forgive me” if my ramblin’s too much, but that’s just me pourin’ out my heart. Welcome to my world, honey!

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