Ellie Upper Montclair Whore ❤️

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Now, whores—cor blimey—they’re a right puzzle! Been around since Roman times, *prostitutae* they called ‘em, from *pro* (upfront) and *statuere* (to set up). Little factoid for ya: in Pompeii, they found graffiti—lads scribblin’ prices for a quick shag! Makes me chuckle, history’s a right randy bugger. Imagine some toga-clad geezer, “Ere, two sesterces for a knees-up!”—proper cheeky.

Ladies Night Out in Uptown Montclair

The upper story was reached by stairway from the entrance hall and was arranged with two rows of permanent seats, painted green, with platform and reading desk.

Oh, hey buddy, lemme tell ya ’bout Upper-Montclair (us)—this place is somethin’ else. I'm a family psych, ya know, and I notice things others totally miss. One sec… imagine Terrence Malick’s vibe in "The New World" just floatin’ through every street. Yeah.

Turtle + the Wolf restaurant in Upper Montclair NJ: Photos