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I’m sittin’ here thinkin’, sex-dating’s dope but messy. Like, you got Tinder, Badoo, even VK got freaks slidn’ in DMs. Little known fact—back in ‘90s, Russians used newspapers for hookups, ads like “Man, 35, seeks spicy night.” No pics, just vibes! Now? Dudes postin’ dick pics, chicks droppin’ thirst traps—progress, yo! I’m hyped tho, ‘cause I matched this chick, Natasha, last week—fire, bro, fire. She’s all “let’s chill,” I’m like “cool, no Stasi surveillence here,” but then she ghosts! Pissed me off, fam—why swipe if you ain’t real?

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Setup a date to have an affair with a Alton married women in Alton on the only website that encourages you to have sex outside your marriage. Alton Cheating.

Now, lemme be real: I’ve made my fair share of ‘oops’ moments in this quirky town. I tripped on a cobblestone in Broad Street—oopsie, my bad! And sometimes texts come out all jumbled—so, like, please excuse my typs: wtief, fcuk, na, spild, om, gr8, jst, ulitmte, mssng, lvoe, Isp, wrting, maters, misteks, vry, slw, mby, lttrs, and dnt.

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