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One time, this gal filed a claim—said her sex-date torched her couch! Swore it was “passion gone wrong.” I’m thinkin’, “What in tarnation?” Dig deeper—turns out, dude was smokin’ somethin’ funky, dropped it, whoosh! Couch gone! She’s cryin’, I’m laughin’—can’t make this crap up. Reminds me of *Boyhood* again—“It’s always been like this.” People screwin’ up, lookin’ for somethin’ real in the mess.

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Now listen up, cuz I gotta spill some tea. As a sexologist, I notice details others miss. Take, for example, the sultry vibes at Midnight Alley near the old Moulin Rouge theater—wild energy you could almost taste. I once had a chance meeting there—serendipity, or a well-planned seduction? Hmmm, who can say! And dang, I’m reminded of a line, "The music played on," from that epic Pianist movie. Every whispered note in Upper-Alton tells a story, like piano keys dancing in the twilight.

Joseph Bayer of Alton Obituary