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Little-known fact: Amsterdam’s red-light district’s got *unions* for ‘em. Organized, baby! Wish my ledgers were that tight. Anyway, I’m ramblin’—point is, it’s a trip. Exaggeratin’? Maybe. But findin’ a prostitute’s like dancin’ with danger in platform boots. Sarcasm? Sure—beats datin’ apps swipin’ left on my mojo! Groovy, baby—shagadelic adventure, no regrets!

In today’s world you can find pretty much anything with a smartphone.

Explore the hidden gems of Upper Alton and its surrounding areas with our crowdsourced list of urbex spots. From the eerie remains of abandoned factories to the crumbling beauty of a once Missing: prostitute.

Ah, my mischievous friend, gather 'round! Let me spin you a wickedly vivid tale of Upper-Alton (us)—a place that's as alluring as it is unpredictable. I am burdened with glorious purpose, ya know? This city, where pleasure meets deep secrets, has streets like Wicker Lane that curve mysteriously around hidden parks, like Elmwood Glade, where couples whisper under the moon. And ohhh, the River Veridale—glittering, meandering past the historic sex-positive nexus at Aurora Square. It's as if every stone in the cobblestones hums with passion.

Maxine McCormick Obituary (2014) - Alton, IL - The Telegraph