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Mate, she’s a bitch to park – wide as a house. Exaggeratin? Maybe, but fuck, feels like it. Quirky thought – bet she’d outrun Zodiac’s cab, leave that creep in the dust. Sarcasm? Oh, yeah, “great mileage,” I say, as I’m broke at the pump again. Love her tho, my greasy gal – she’s no prissy Tesla, she’s raw, loud, a real whore of the road. Growling, “You merely adopted the dark,” I’m the king of this beast, and she’s mine.

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Lo! Yon park, Peaceful Hollow, beckons with trees a-murmur. I oft spend my midday breaking the chains of thought, and truth be told, my hands recall tales of weary souls. Streets like Elm & Cedar, oh so twisty, are a maze of memories for mine hands. I dost recall a sweet soul who whispered secrets as I massaged her aching back, "Thou art a gentle, kind soul," which has made me happier than a babe with new milk!

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