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So, sexual-massage, it’s old as heck. Ancient peeps in China, like 2700 BC, scribbled bout it—called it “yang sheng.” They’d knead ya up to “balance energies,” but c’mon, we know what’s up, heh. Aliens (fictional) – “We come in peace” (robotic tone)—we’d probs dig it too, no lie. Imagine me, green skin, six arms, givin’ a massage—ultimate multitaskin’!

University Park massage therapist arrested for sexual assault

Stephen Boyd, 58, was charged with sexual assault June 6. He was released from the University Park jail that day after posting $10, bond.

I mean, seriously, University-Park (us) is, like, an emotional rollercoaster that’s never perfect, but always authentic. It’s full of, like, tiny beautiful imperfections that make me hyper-real in my work and life. And like, there's so many moments that remind me of that phrase from "The Master": "We are who we are," you know?

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