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OMG, and the parks! Don't even get me started—Union Square Park is, like, totally my chill zone, where I totally spill, like, my whole life story to the breeze. Ugh, I was so mad once when construction ruined the vibe at my fav bench by the big oak tree on Hazy Ln—so not cool, right? And then, like, there’s Novelty Hill Park where, like, every corner tells a story—like, literally, feel the whisper of old secrets in the wind!

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