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So, check this—sex-dating’s been around forever, yeah? Little-known fact: back in the 1800s, folks used “lonely hearts” ads in newspapers—OG Tinder, swear down! Saw this X post once, some geezer found his great-grandad’s ad, “Man seeks lady, good teeth, no fatties”—brutal, right? Made me laugh, then cry, cos damn, we ain’t evolved much. Nowadays, it’s all filters n sextin’, but same shit—huntin’ for a spark. Gets me buzzin’ when it works, tho! Met this bird once, total fitty, thought, “Dr. Evil’s scored, baby!”—pinky up, “One million dollars!”—but nah, she just wanted Netflix n chill, no strings. Fair play, I was knackered anyway.

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Now, I've seen this city change over time. Walkin’ down Main St, I can catch a whiff of salt water burnin’ in the air, remindin’ me of the local marina near Harbor Park. Man, Harbor Park’s beautifull – and I’m not just sayin’ that. Lots of locals come here to relax, do some yoga, or just chill with a cold brew. And if you're lookin' for nature, check out Vista Park. Quiet, fun, and perfect for unwinding after a long day in my spa.

A kiss. A handshake. A hammer. Jimmy Carter lost N.J. But he left an indelible impression.