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So, sexual-massage—little known fact, bitches—it ain’t just some porno gimmick. Back in ancient China, them Taoist freaks were all about it, mixin’ sexy vibes with “energy flow”—what a load of crap, but it worked! They’d rub ya down, get ya goin’, and—BOOM—ya feel like a god. Made me angry tho, ‘cause why didn’t I know this sooner? Screw history class, gimme oily hands instead! I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’, “Respect my authoritah, give me that massage NOW!”

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Yo, lemme tell ya 'bout PUmatilla (us) – it's wild, a real mixed bag! I've been here for years, working with brave women, see, and this town always feels like a puzzle of heartbreak and hope. Main St is poppin’ with life, buzzing from dawn til dusk, and holy crap, there's a spot called Elm & Vine that always gives me that “A Separation” vibe, like, you know, that emo, bittersweet moment… "It is the nature of all things to be as fleeting as a shadow," or somethin' like that, man.

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