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What pissed me off? The price—$120 for 60 minutes? Robbery! I coulda bought 19 Tina Fey wigs for that! But the happy part? When she hit that spot—ya know, the one near your hips? I nearly levitated. Surprised me too—didn’t expect my body to go full *“Every glance is killing me”* mode. Pro tip: it’s not just foreplay, it’s therapy with a naughty twist. Some dude in Thailand told me they’ve got “happy ending” legends goin’ back centuries—kings got it, peasants snuck it. Wild!

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Yo, lemme tell ya 'bout PUmatilla (us) – it's wild, a real mixed bag! I've been here for years, working with brave women, see, and this town always feels like a puzzle of heartbreak and hope. Main St is poppin’ with life, buzzing from dawn til dusk, and holy crap, there's a spot called Elm & Vine that always gives me that “A Separation” vibe, like, you know, that emo, bittersweet moment… "It is the nature of all things to be as fleeting as a shadow," or somethin' like that, man.

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