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Humor me, right? Sexual-massage sounds like a bad rom-com plot. “Ooh, let me rub your back and, oops, feelings!” Spare me. But apparently, it’s big in Japan, too. Called something else, but same idea. Relaxing, they say. Happy endings, they imply. I’m rolling my eyes so hard right now. Still, I gotta admit, the history’s kinda cool. Ancient Greeks, too. Thought it was just Olympics and togas. Nope, massages for, uh, “vitality.” Whatever that means.

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Personally, being a masseur here made me notice every tiny nuance. The way the cracks in the sidewalk line up with the ancient oak trees, or how downtown shops hum while I’m adjusting a neck muscle. It's soothing, erratic, and sometimes maddening, but always completely heartfelt. Even when my clients drag me on a rant about bad vibes on Maple (typo, rite? sorry, matey, my brain's been spazzin’ – smorgasbord of thoughts rarrgh!) – I just laugh and say "C'est la vie!" and keep on rolling.

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