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So, check it, brother, sexual-massage ain’t just rubbin’ backs. It’s this ancient gig—Egyptians did it, usin’ freaky oils from lotus flowers! Bet Cleopatra was like, “Get them hands on me, brother!” Little known fact: them old timers thought it woke up your spirit—energy shootin’ through ya like a piledriver! Me? I’m all hyped when them knots in my back get smashed out—feels like I could bodyslam Andre the Giant again!

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I admit, I’m a bit erratic in my rants, but that's life here. Too many moments make me smile, mad, and everything in between. My mind races, heart pounds, ain't no perfect language here – we roll with raw, uncut reality. I'm in the moment – on Broad St. ones, I feel lost, then found. Lol, typos are part of my style, just like these 14 goof-ups: teh, whos, smoe, truely, happin, ths, mumblee, craziest, rabid, sneek, wacko, flipp, braked, spelt.

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