Mari Tulare Sexual Massage ❤️

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Now, sexual-massage ain’t yer granny’s rubdown, naw sir! It’s got that spicy edge – think hot oil, dim lights, an’ some gal or fella kneadin’ ya like dough, but, uh, lower too! Little known fact: them ancient Romans was all over this, callin’ it “massage with benefits” – git it? They’d be slappin’ oil on gladiators, an’ I betcha some got frisky! Makes me madder’n a wet hen thinkin’ how we ain’t got arenas for that no more – just kiddin’, y’all!

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I gotta mention Harmony Park too – simple, unpretentious, but there’s raw beauty in its ragged edges. Kids playing, old folks grumbling like they got nothing better to do, and me? I just sit on a bench thinking, "If only life were as poetic as a bullet in the dark," like a line straight out of the flick.

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