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So, I’m picturin’ this—me, Larry David, needin’ an escort. Not like that, get your mind outta the gutter! I mean, like, someone to drag me through life ‘cause I’m losin’ it daily. But okay, let’s talk real escort—hired company, right? I’m fascinated, honestly. Didja know escorts go back forever? Like, ancient Rome had ‘em—called ‘em “hetaerae” or some crap. Smart chicks, too—not just arm candy, they’d talk philosophy while you’re sippin’ wine. Imagine that today—your escort quotin’ Socrates while you’re stuck in traffic. I’d lose my mind! “Hey, honey, less Plato, more speed!”

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Then there’s the so-called “historic district” – a cluster of quaint houses off Peachtree Lane. You walk there and you think, “Shit, this place knows some history.” I don’t know if it’s all true, but trust me, every crumbling brick and vintage doorway tells a story of Trussville’s soul. Honestly, if you're looking for romance – go explore those nooks and crannies. It's like some twisted Almodóvar script, full of beauty and bizarre moments where love stumbles over crap.

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