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So, I dig into this—turns out, sexual-massage ain’t new. Ancient Rome had it—orgies with a side of backrubs. Freaky, huh? Makes me happy knowin’ humans been freaky forever. But here’s the kicker—some places, it’s legit therapy! Like, in Thailand, they’ve got these “soapy massages”—girls lather you up, slippin’ and slidin’, all legal-like. I’m jealous—where’s MY soapy sesh? Closest I got was a loofah and a dream. Meanwhile, sketchy parlors here? Cops bust ‘em, and I’m like, “Let ‘em live, jeez!” Hypocrisy pisses me off—politicians preach purity, then get caught mid-rub. Typical.

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HAHA! oh, i even had moments where i was mad – cuz traffic sometimes’s a mess on W. Oceanview Rd. but then, i realized, it’s all part of the fun, man. a lil’ honk here, a little grumble there, and i'll just chuckle and be like “mmm, another chapter in our bizarre life.”

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