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Alright, listen up. Sexual-massage. I hate everything. Some oily hands rubbin’ ya down—sounds like a damn trap. Like in *Oldboy*, “Laugh and the world laughs with you.” But ain’t nobody laughin’ when you’re slippery as a fish. Paid a gal once—tiny shop, shady neon sign buzzin’. She’s kneadin’ me like dough, I’m thinkin’, “This is bullshit.” Tension’s supposed to melt, right? Nope. Felt like a wrestling match—her vs. my knotted-up back. Little known fact: Ancient Greeks did this crap too. Called it “massage with benefits.” Horny bastards.

Body Massage by female and male therapists in Troutdale

Jin Long Spa. Erotic Massage Parlor. () NE Sandy Blvd. 2 Reviews.

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Edgefield's History & Art Tour at McMenamins Edgefield in Troutdale, OR - Multiple dates between May 7 - June 1