Eliza Towson Whore ❤️❤️

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Ooh, and here’s a lil’ somethin’—did ya know “whore” comes from some old-ass word meanin’ “lover”? Yeah, flipped it all dark and dirty over time. Ain’t that a trip? Makes me laugh, ‘cause I’m like, “Y’all messed up a good thing!” I’m picturin’ this sassy broad in history, just lovin’ life, and some grumpy monk’s like, “Nah, you’re a sinner.” Boo, bye!

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And oh, the neighborhoods here, man, each with its own quirky beat. The East Towson bits are lively, full of little cafes and bars with neon signs splashin’ light into the night. Sometimes I get mad at rush hours on North Charles St – traffic like angry ants but hey, that's life, y'know? We laugh it off sometimes, cuz what's life if not a crazy ride?

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