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So, picture this—me, Boris, watchin’ this erotic-massage malarkey, thinkin’ of *Fish Tank*. “You’re a liar, you’re a cheat!” Mia’d scream, and I’m like, blimey, that’s me if I don’t tip the masseuse! Slippery hands, dim lights—once saw a chap slip off the table, flat on his arse! Laughed my ruddy head off—*errare humanum est*, to err is human, eh? Surprised me, tho—didn’t expect the scents, lavender and all that jazz, proper posh for a grubby gig!

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Dude, let me tell ya, the locals are a wild mix. I met a dude on Muir Rd (or so I think, sometimes I forget names when I’m buzzin’) who told me, "Hey man, life’s like a windmill, twist it baby!" And I laughed 'cause it reminded me of that movie’s smirkin’ vibe – I mean, why not, right?!

Part of Topanga Canyon will remain closed indefinitely after rain-related wash outs