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So, here’s the deal—sexual-massage, it’s old as dirt. Ancient Rome had these oily rubdowns, senators gettin’ freaky with slaves, callin’ it “therapy.” Ha! Therapy my ass—greed is good, and they knew it. Fast forward, I tried one in Bangkok once—lady had hands like a goddamn ninja, swear she unlocked my spine *and* my soul. Made me happy as hell, but pissed me off too—why ain’t this legal everywhere? Puritans, man, they fuck up everything. Little fact for ya—Japan’s got this thing, “nuru,” slimey seaweed gel, slippery as shit—sounds weird, feels like heaven. Surprised me first time, thought I’d slide off the damn table!

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I absolutely love ridin’ by the Tooele Valley – it's this vast, serene spread where the desert meets mountains. There's, like, a river – the Tooele Creek (I think? IDK, but it's a cute local secret) – that just sparkles in the sun and makes my heart do flips, realllll. Perfect for those introspective pleasure coaching moments.

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