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Oi, mateys, gather ‘round, ye scurvy dogs! Me, Captain Jack Sparrow, been thinkin’ ‘bout this sexual-massage malarkey, savvy? Picture this—me, a gladiator o’ the Bestiary, all grit an’ grog, stumblin’ into some dimly lit den, smellin’ o’ oils an’ secrets. Arr, it’s like steppin’ into *Pan’s Labyrinth*, that twisted fairy tale I bloody adore— “The moon will be full tonight,” aye, an’ so’s me curiosity!

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I stopped by the Golden Spa Massage, in Tonganoxie, and was greeted by Mimi. Average looking Chinese lady, spoke fairly decent English. Decent body for a late.

Now, don't get me started on the parks. Prairie Creek Park is my go-to. The trails wind by a lazy creek, and I’ve had some of my deepest counseling moments right there. It's peaceful, but I'll be damned if it's not a bit eerie too, like nature itself is judging you with that silent stare. Seriously, "Is this our only refuge?" Hard to say sometimes!

Cedar Hills Mall celebrates grand opening in Tonganoxie