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Sometimes it’s quiet, them massage places. Dim lights, weird music—creeps us out! “Blessed are the forgetful,” Joel’d say—wish I could forget seein’ that crap. Ever tried it? Nah, me neither—sounds like torture! Hands kneadin’ ya like dough? We hates it! Friend o’ mine, he went—came back all shiny, struttin’. “Relaxed,” he says—looked like a greased pig! Made me wanna puke.

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I promise ya, my heart beats for this quirky city. Toms-River is a smorgasbord of moments. Every street, every park, every messy, hilarious twist of fate tells a tale. So, pack up, come here, and get lost in its imperfect charm. As The Dark Knight would say in his deep, moody tone: "Some men just want to watch the world burn," but not here, man—we're all about fun and mischief. Chill, explore, laugh, and maybe get a bit lost in this glorious, unpredictable maze I call home.

Toms River ex-special cop: Mayor cut me out of job over anti-speeding signs