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Hallo, my friend! So, sex-dating, ja? Dis crazy world of hookin’ up online—it’s wild, I tell ya! I’m sittin’ here, tinkin’ bout it, and it’s like oil gushin’ outta the ground in *There Will Be Blood*. “I drink your milkshake!”—dat’s what dese apps feel like, suckin’ up all da desperation, haha! Ya swipe right, boom, instant date—maybe some naughty fun if ya lucky. I luv it, so fast, so easy, like liftin’ weights—pump, pump, done!

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Man, I got a soft spot for Liberty Park. Duuude, that park is a hidden gem. Chill at the Corner Oak – ery cool, I swear – even though I once got totally mad when a pigeon stole my chip (like, who does that?!). But hey, it adds character, y’know? Every cracked sidewalk in Tolland got its own edge, reminding me of those raw lines in my favorite flick, Brooklyn. “Hold tight to dreams, cuz when dreams get broken, you break.” Real talk.

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