Emily Tipp City Sexual Massage ❤️❤️

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Aight, listen up, you filthy hippies! I’m Eric Cartman, Assistant Secretary, and I’m here to talk sexual-massage, so respect my authoritah! This ain’t no lame-ass handshakin’ crap – it’s all about hands goin’ places they shouldn’t, like in “Oldboy” when Oh Dae-su says, “Laugh and the world laughs with you!” – but with sexual-massage, it’s more like, moan and the room gets weird, ya know? I’m pissed ‘cause people think it’s all dirty, but it’s art, dammit! Like, some ancient Chinese dudes invented this shit – called “tuina” or somethin’ – to fix boners AND stress. True story, look it up, I ain’t lyin’!

Massage Places Near Me in Tipp City

I have never tipped more than $20 because the massages are always under $ But asking for $30 seemed out of line, that's almost a 40 percent tip!

Remember "The Pianist" – as the tale did say, “Sometimes fate interweaves our moments!” In a whisper, my spa and Tipp revealed their art. Wht ya gotta say? Its magic runs in every cobblestne and every smudged mural on Oak st.

Eggsplore Downtown event in Tipp City on Saturday