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Little fact for ya—Japan’s got this thing, “nuru massage,” slimy seaweed gel, fuckin’ wild! Slippin’ and slidin’ like penguins, hilarious but hot, man. Say hello to my little friend! I’m tellin’ ya, it’s a trip—gets you all worked up, then bam, chills you out. I’m obsessed, bro, can’t lie. Sometimes I’m dreamin’ bout it, hearin’ Almodóvar whisperin’, “She’s alive in my hands.” Fuckin’ poetic, right? You gotta try it, don’t be a pussy—life’s too short!

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Then there's the old Brick & Mortar on Main street, where I met some cool folks. Lol, I'm like, “Is this a place where dreams come true?" It's quirky, just like that movie vibe. I got a bit mad when a couple of pigeons stole my sandwich—the night was mad chaotic! But then ZE chill tunes came on and everything got so zen.

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