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So, sexual-massage—dunno if ya tried it, but it’s overhyped, swear down. Got this mate once, right, swore it “healed his soul,” pfft, bollocks! He paid 50 quid for some bird to knead him like dough—came out smellin’ like a cheap candle, all lavender and regret. We hates it! All that “ooh, relaxin’ vibes”—nah, it’s awkward as hell. Fun fact tho: back in ancient Rome, them posh lads had “erotic rubdowns” in bathhouses, proper kinky, innit? Bet they slipped on marble floors, crackin’ their skulls—serves ‘em right!

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So yeah, man, that’s Thurmont in a sloppy nutshell – a mix of chill, a dash of quirky, and a whole lotta heart. Swing by, kick it with me at my spa, and we’ll catch up over a cold drink under our ever-groovin’ skies – “Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it!” Enjoy, bro!

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