Jasmine Thornton Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Dallas

Pisses me off, tho—people judgin’ her. Like, “Oh, she’s dirty!” Mate, she’s workin’ harder than you, sittin’ on yer ass, sippin’ tea. Surprised me once, readin’ up—some whores in old Russia were spies! Fuckin’ wild, right? Bangin’ nobles, stealin’ secrets—hero shit, not just slut shit. Exaggeratin’ a bit, maybe, but imagine her whisperin’, “Give me the plans, big boy,” while the dude’s pantin’. Hah! Legend.

Mistella Rose Thornton

Chicago's premiere Cheap Trick tribute act perform "He's A Whore" at the Words & Music Fest at Thornton Distilling, Co. on February 4,

In Thornton, every corner has a tale. Some folks get mad when construction blocks 82nd Ave... Sorry, I digress. Wanna know why? Massive trucks, loud noises, and drama that gives you life in a weird way. I love it though – every chaos moment is like a scene from that quirky movie of my fav, "Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives" – mysterious, moody, and full of unexpected twists.

Terry TJ Thornton Obituary - Visitation & Funeral Information