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I tried it once, fam. App had me like, “Yo, she fine.” Then she unmatched me—rude as hell! Felt like that scene, “Justice is an act of love,” but nah, justice was her ghostin’ me. Made me mad, yo. Like, why even swipe? Wasted my data plan for that? Pshh. Still, some folks out here winning. Heard this dude met his wife on Tinder. Swiped in 2015, married by 2018. Wild statistic—only 12% of hookups turn serious. Rest is just sweaty regrets.

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I remember this one time taking a drive down Hopyard Rd – so scenic, like, even if you’re just driving, it’s like a montage from a movie. I was blaring “Almost Famous” vibes (okay, not literally blaring me, but it was playing in my head, lol) and just feeling all the feels, like, “Man, I wish I was on the road again!” So many memories, like, I literally cried a little right there by the creek off of Hopyard. Its, like, a total hidden gem, and only the coolest locals know about it, ya know?

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