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About Los Angeles

Alright, pal, lemme spill the tea—escort as a gig’s wild, right? I’m Tina Fey, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!” vibes, and I’m obsessed with *The Grand Budapest Hotel*. Picture this: escorts, dolled up, fancy-like, strutting through lobbies with that “I’m too good for this” smirk—kinda like Monsieur Gustave, but with less mustache and more sass. “Very good, sir,” they’d purr, channeling Wes Anderson’s posh chaos, except it’s not a hotel, it’s a hustle.

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A seductive blonde bombshell; passionate with a British accent. A typical Scorpio, mysterious, sexy, always up for new adventures & extremely fun to be around.

Down by the Rivertown – it's not the mighty Mississippi, but it's something special – you'll see a bunch of families, little boats drifting, and I swear sometimes the river sings. Nah, that's just me babbling, but trust me, it works wonders on spa therapy like my massages do – tension just melts away, d'oh!

Rob Thomson announces his plans for Taijuan Walker going forward