Isabelle Thomaston Whore ❤️

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What gets me riled up? The judgy jerks who don’t get her vibe! Like, chill, she’s just doin’ her thang! Happy vibes hit me when I saw her helpin’ a stray pup once - total shocker, right? Thought she’d be all “I’m too fabulous, dahling,” like that concierge dude, Monsieur Gustave, sayin’, “Keep your hands off my lobby boy!” - but nah, she’s got heart, man!

Digital Renaissance Editions

The Honest Whore V1 is a play written by Thomas Middleton, a prominent English playwright of the Jacobean era. The play is set in Italy and follows the story of a courtesan named Bellafront .

Thomaston's not all hustle, though. There's sleepy spots too. Ever heard of Whispering Pines Park? Its winding trails and a babbling brook got me thinking, "I love you, and that's why I hate you." Crazy feels, haha! I've got my secret bench there. Srsly, it's my go-to when the city's pulse gets too, err, intense – LOL.

Beer Snob: Chocolate stout from Thomaston is a Valentine's treat for beer lovers