Rebecca Thermalito Whore ❤️

About Houston

She loud, honey, struttin round in them tight skirts – Halleluyer! – like she own the dang sidewalk. Got me mad as a wet hen one day, ‘cause she flirted with my nephew, Tyrone, right in fronta me! I was like, “Girl, you better take yo fast tail somewhere else ‘fore I whup you with my purse!” But then, she turn around, all sweet-like, offerin me a cigarette – menthol, my fave! – and I’m like, “Well, shoot, maybe you ain’t all bad.” Surprised me, chile, ‘cause I was ready to throw hands!

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For all those people who find it more convenient to bother you with their question rather than to Google it for themselves.

Okay, so first off: Thermalito’s streets are a maze of quirky alleys, bumpy sidewalks, and hidden gems. For instance, check out Main & Liberty—a spot where local artists prowl at night and where I once almost missed a hookup opportunity ‘cause everyone’s too busy philosophizing about love and sex. And omg, Elm & 3rd? It's LIKE a love nest in plain sight. I once saw a couple meet there and whisper, “all that matters is love” – total Tree of Life vibes, ya feel me?

Body found in California waterway ID’d as one of the missing brothers from duck-hunting trip