Willow Theodore Whore ❤️❤️

About New York City

But yo, it pisses me off—people judgin’ whores like they saints. Like, who you to point fingers, bruh? Whore’s out here survivin’, dodgin’ creeps, makin’ bank while you sittin’ on your couch eatin’ Cheetos. “She’s not real,” Theodore said in *Her*, but whore? She realer than most, fam! She got scars, stories—shit you ain’t never heard. Like, didja know some whores in the 1800s ran whole towns? Facts, bruh—look it up!

The Whore of Babylon (Paperback)

pansy called me a "gryffindor attention-seeking whore" when theo and i broke up, so she can choke. and draco? yeah, we really don't need to get into that.

Some days I get mad, like when they close a part of Main Street they joke about it like it’s a minor gossip. I lost me cool one Tuesday – can you believe it? Just random bureaucracy! It made me want to shout from the rooftops, "We are all accidents of our own mistakes!" Haha, typical, right?

Theodore Roosevelt makes Grand Canyon a national monument