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Oh, and the oils – slippery as a politician’s promise! Lavender, coconut, whatever – smells like hippy bollocks. Sarcastic cheer here – “Ooh, so exotic, you wanker!” Still, gets ya loose, them tight shoulders melting. Ever tried it? Don’t lie, ya curious sod! Reckon it’s overhyped tho – 9 times outta 10, it’s just a tease. Like *Boyhood*, builds up slow, then – nowt! Still, if ya got the dosh, why not? Just don’t tell the missus, eh – she’d have me bollocks! Cheers, you tosser, next round’s on you!

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Listen, me friend, let me spill a bit more: I once found a secret spot, the Quiet Cove – a wee inlet by the old shipyard. Not many know of it, but its charm's undeniable. Sit there as the tide rolls in, and you’ll feel every bit of your soul unburden, transcendent and raw – sort of like a silent, heartfelt scene from that melancholy gem of a movie.

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