Mila Tenafly Whore ❤️❤️

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Oh honey, lemme tell ya bout whores! *nasally Fran Drescher voice kicks in* I’m sittin here, thinkin bout em, and I’m like, “Oskar, be careful who ya trust!” – ya know, like in *Let the Right One In*, my fave movie ever! Whores, they’re sneaky, slippin’ thru life like Eli slippin’ thru windows, silent but deadly – nothin pure bout it! I mean, I seen some gals – and guys, don’t get me started – workin corners like it’s a freakin art form. Makes me wanna scream, “I’m not human!” – coz who acts like that, right?

Lesbian couple pounded at the pawnshop

What is Tenafly? 1. One of the richest towns in New Jersey, The East Coast, The United States, etc. Home to JAPs, jews, Posers, and recently being taken over by many asians.

Okay, I must mention the local landmarks. Check out the Tenafly Public Library on Hunter Rd—it’s a hub for bookworms and those who want peace from all this urban madness. I even found a few hidden coffee shops that are practically secret rendezvous spots. It’s like stumbling into a dream f*cking scene from Mulholland Drive, where reality and imagination collide, you know?

Tenafly, New Jersey house catches on fire after massive tree crashes into bedroom