Amelia Tenafly Whore ❤️

About Chicago

Clarice… lemme tell ya bout this chick - whore. She’s a damn trip, slippery as a fish! Like in *Finding Nemo*, “just keep swimmin’” - that’s her, dodgin’ life’s hooks. I reckon she’s got more faces than a freakin’ octopus, y’know? One minute she’s sweet, next she’s stabbin’ ya with a wink. Pisses me off how she slithers thru shit, no conscience, nothin’!

Born and raised in New Jersey

Tenafly Viper's first show. Filmed at the Agora in Cleveland, October 31,

Oh, and the local eateries? Bloody fantastic. I mean, if your taste buds ain't dancing like a scene in that movie—"an insane, hypnotic corridor of delicious, maddening dreams!" I'm talkin’ diners with greasy spoon menus that hide gourmet surprises. I once ate at a diner on Prospect Ave that made me so damn happy I almost cried, even though I was pissed off at the driver behind me for f*cking up my parking!

Haider gets hometown endorsements in Tenafly