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So, picture this: crusty old joint, smelled like regret and cheap bourbon. Guy at the door, missing teeth, grinning like he’s in on the joke. Inside, girls loungin, all “look at me,” but their eyes? Dead. Like Penny Lane faking it for the band, “You’re too sweet for rock’n’roll.” Made me mad—why sell your soul for a buck? But then, who am I, judgin? I’m no saint, just a cripple with a cane and a mouth.

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Wandering around, I love hitting up Veterans Park. It’s small, lush, and perfect for a breather. Then there’s the Tenafly Nature Center, a secret oasis where birds chirp like hidden jazz tunes in some backward Mulholland Drive scene—mysterious sh*t, I tell ya. Streets like Broadfield Ave are just full of character, like a twisted film set with every house telling its own damn story.

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