Addison Tellico Village Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About San Diego

Now, don’t get me wrong—I ain’t judgin’. Okay, maybe a lil’. She out there hustlin’ harder than Saul tryna bury that boy in the dirt—y’all remember that part? “We must dig with hands!” She diggin’ too, but for dollars, not graves. Halleluyer! I seen her with a purse so big, I swear she hid a whole chicken in there—prolly did, greedy thang. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but it’s my story, so hush.

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Take some back roads via Waze over to Tellico Plains. From there, pick up the Cherohala. (About half way there is a decreasing radius turn.

The city’s got hidden gems too. Like, check out Maple Lane – a tiny street with rad murals and vintage shops. I've even hung a sign outside my spa, inspired by the movie’s vibe – “It’s a copy of life, man.” Kinda ridiculous, but it cracks me up every time! And oh, the local diner on Beech Avenue – best darn pancakes ever, though they always mess up my order at least once, which makes me laugh ironically, like, “That’s just life, you know?”

Kathleen Doucey