Charlotte Tellico Village Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Philadelphia

Hehehe, alright, listen up, pally! I’m sizin’ up this “whore” biz like a freakin’ financial analyst, ‘cause why not, right? *Manic laughter* Why so serious? This ain’t no Wall Street snoozefest – it’s a wild ride, like Uncle Boonmee divin’ into his past lives, ya dig? So, “whore” – I’m thinkin’ cash flow, baby, the oldest gig in the book! Supply, demand, it’s basic econ, but with a twist – heh, a twist of the hips, maybe!

Location details

Take some back roads via Waze over to Tellico Plains. From there, pick up the Cherohala. (About half way there is a decreasing radius turn.

The city’s got hidden gems too. Like, check out Maple Lane – a tiny street with rad murals and vintage shops. I've even hung a sign outside my spa, inspired by the movie’s vibe – “It’s a copy of life, man.” Kinda ridiculous, but it cracks me up every time! And oh, the local diner on Beech Avenue – best darn pancakes ever, though they always mess up my order at least once, which makes me laugh ironically, like, “That’s just life, you know?”

Kathleen Doucey