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About New York City

Oi mate, me, a parachutist firefighter, yeah? Droppin’ from the sky, whoosh, savin’ forests, all that jazz. But lemme tell ya bout somethin’ wild—findin’ a prostitute, right? Stumbled on this dodgy site once, “find a prossie,” it said, proper sketchy vibes. Me, Mr. Bean, all clumsy-like, clickin’ links, oops, nearly fell off me chair! *mimes wobblin’, arms flailin’* Thought, “Blimey, this ain’t like Carol, is it?” That film, oh, gets me all mushy—Cate Blanchett whisperin’, “I don’t know what I want,” all posh and sad. Meanwhile, I’m here, scrollin’, thinkin’, “What *do* I want, eh?”

The Brotheler Guide

Food review only! In search of something unique in Bakersfield, I came upon Golden West Casino. It's a small casino off Hwy 58 Union exit.

Neigborhood's a bit scatterbrained–I mean, some parts near Willow Rd are all artsy and neon, others near Pine Ln feel old school. Like, last Tuesday, got so mad 'cause traffic was messin’ up my savin’ energy; honk, curses, all that jazz. But then, I peeped a couple of chill dudes doin’ yoga by the river – the little seep on Mill Creek – and it hit me: "Ah, life is beauty – embrace it, flaws & all!"

Pen in Hand: Native Plant Sale for the Tehachapi Mountains