Samantha Teays Valley Whore ❤️❤️

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Her vibe? Pure chaos. She’d waltz into my shop, all “Shosanna” vibes – y’know, that chick from the movie who burns it all down? Whore’s got that fire. Once, she tried hockin’ a stove she stole – painted it pink, called it “art.” I was like, “Girl, you crazy!” Laughed my ass off, tho. She’s a mess, but damn, she’s fun. Little known fact: she once hid a grand in a stove coil – cops never found it. Clever as hell, right?

Hurricane tips I haven’t seen circulating yet

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The city has its little hott spots too—Coffee Crash near Riverside (yeah, they serve killer brew, even if the place is a lil’ rundown sometimes, LOL, thngs change fast around here). And lemme tell ya, sometimes when a client falls asleep mid-massage, I dream about dancin’ on flowered streets, kinda like a scene outta a wild surreal film that’s part street party, part protest march.

WVDOH answers questions about Teays Valley Road widening project